Top 5 Evil Plans

If you fail to plan you plan to fail. A great villain can make a movie memorable and what is a great villain without an over the top evil plan? This week Jonathan and Lance got together (secretly at work….shhh) to record their picks for the top 5 evil plans in movies and games.

To make this list the plans didn’t necessarily have to be successful, only memorable and creative. We also let off anti heroes because they’re sure to get their own list some time in the future.

The episode was fun to make and an interesting conversation to have. We hope you enjoy listening to this episode as much as we enjoyed creating  it. Would you kindly give it a listen?

Jonathan’s List

5) John Kramer/ Jigsaw from Saw
4) Conal Cochran from Halloween 3: Season of the witch
3) Adrian Veidt/ Ozymandias from Watchmen
2) Frank Fontaine from Bioshock
1) Woo-Jin Lee from Oldboy

Lance’s List

5) Arcturus Mengsk from Starcraft
4) Syndrome from The Incredibles
3) John Doe from Se7en
2) Handsome Jack from Borderlands 2
1) Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars

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Dracula 3000

Rounding out this Halloween season we watched our final “horror” movie set in space, Dracula 3000. It’s…. Dracula in space!

This movie has it all, it’s got: Vampire Coolio, a co captain that is randomly discovered to be a robot and then a sex bot, and most importantly an old timey Dracula in a futuristic space environment. Now you may be misled by the cover to think that our vampire may be some type of hybrid high tech vampire with wires coming out of it’s face…. yeah it’s none of those. We instead get a Dracula straight of the original vampire tradition, complete with poofy cape and shirt frills.

The movie ends in spectacular fashion. Does the team survive the vampire attack? What becomes of Dracula? Seriously do yourself a favor and watch this movie. It may just be the most fun bad film we’ve watched.

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Hellraiser: Bloodline

Continuing our month of Horror movies (specifically those set in space that have no reason to be there) we watched Hellraiser: Bloodline. This movie is unique in that it follows the bloodline of the original maker of the Hellraiser puzzle box with segments focusing on him and two of his descendants.  It’s got everything you’d want in a Hellraiser sequel: plenty of gore, a slutty immortal demon, and a young Adam Scott.

While the movie isn’t the worst of the Hellraiser sequels  this film marks the beginning of the end. It’s the last one to be theatrically released and also the last one chronologically. The film is a departure from the themes and rules of the first films. You no longer need to actually be the one to open the puzzle box for Pinhead and the cenobites to kill you. The cenobites are not as neutral morally as they have been in previous movies, Pinhead at one point has no qualms about taking a little boy and woman as bait in order to lure the man they’re after.  Also if you are a victim of Pinhead you stand a good chance of becoming a cenobite yourself which is also something new to the series.

While it’s only about 80 minutes long this movie feels much longer and drags in some parts. That being said this film also created one of the most heated discussions we’ve ever had regarding if this movie “Technically” falls into the horror trope of the lone black man in the movie dying first. You’ll just have to tune in and give us your two cents on that one.

All in all the movie is underwhelming in terms of plot. It gives you A TON of backstory but it all doesn’t really relate too much to the main story taking place in space. However, you don’t come to a Hellraiser film looking for plot. You watch these movies for the over the top gore and it has plenty of that to be sure.


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All Superheroes Must Die (Vs)

So this week we take a quick break from our Halloween line up to watch a little indie flick suggested by Ginger Alex…. a mistake we all grew to regret. This film is titled “All Superheroes Must Die” or “Vs” depending on which version you watch. Think Saw meets Kickass and you can kind of get the plot of this movie.

A super villain named Ricksaw (No joke) is fed up with constantly having his evil plans thwarted by the super heroes of the city so he captures them and drugs them with a virus that takes away their powers. He then puts our heroes through a game where they have to follow his rules or civilians are blown up with explosives.

The plot sounds cool enough but that’s about where the fun stops. The execution of this movie is interesting enough (in that we’re watching someone’s passion project) but it is riddled with plot holes and repetitive sequences. We’re left with questions like:

After the heroes figure out Ricksaw has NO intention of playing fair, why do they bother to continue playing? Why not just leave?

How in the hell did Ricksaw even capture the heroes in the first place?

What is Cutthroats power even supposed to be? Something knife related? If that’s the case how do you randomly figure out you have that power?

All Superheroes Must Die suffers from the same problem that plagued “Would you rather?” in that is has an awesome premise but the payoff is really underwhelming. Each round of the game is more or less the same predicament. Shoot yourself to win, shoot your friend, civilians blow up, etc.

The movie has a few actors in it that you would know from their other roles, Ricksaw being the man who played Dexter’s dad in Dexter. Manpower is played by one of the McPoyle brothers from It’s Always Sunny and our hero Cutthroat also played Havoc in the new Xmen movies.

It’s not a movie that I can wholeheartedly recommend but if you have just under 80 minutes to kill and feel like punishing yourself feel free to give “All Superheroes Must Die” a watch.

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Leprechaun 4: In Space

This week on At Least You Tried we start the Halloween season off with a bang(?) by watching Leprechaun 4: In Space! Truth be told after seeing how off the wall Jason X was last year we couldn’t resist seeing another horror icon terrorize people in outer space. This movie did not disappoint.

Do you like leprechauns wielding light sabers? How about space princesses that give you a kiss of death by taking their top off? Are cyborgs marines that go from “Full metal jacket” to a drag show song and dance number your thing? If you answered yes to any of these you’re in luck because it’s got all three and SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED LEPRECHAUNS (Yeah you read that right)

So take a seat, turn the lights down low, and crank that spoop meter up to 11 as we enjoy the horror movie schlockfest that is Leprechaun 4: In Space!

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